Thursday, 3 November 2011

Angry Arab

Today, I am an angry Arab. 

Feel my wrath crash down on you. 

The pain will exceed the kind of agony induced by backstroking and butterflying a thousand laps alternately in an Olympic-sized swimming pool filled with hummus and tabouli.

It will surpass the suffering felt by a shish kebab skewer being pricked into your face a million times while being trampled over by a herd of feral camels drugged up on amphetamines.


Anonymous said...

ha. awesome ...

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